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+Network Working Group J. Ashworth
+Request for Comments: 2100 Ashworth & Associates
+Category: Informational 1 April 1997
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+ The Naming of Hosts
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+Status of this Memo
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+ This memo provides information for the Internet community. This memo
+ does not specify an Internet standard of any kind. Distribution of
+ this memo is unlimited.
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+Introduction
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+ This RFC is a commentary on the difficulty of deciding upon an
+ acceptably distinctive hostname for one's computer, a problem which
+ grows in direct proportion to the logarithmically increasing size of
+ the Internet.
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+ Distribution of this memo is unlimited.
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+ Except to TS Eliot.
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+ And, for that matter, to David Addison, who hates iambic pentameter.
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+Poetry
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+ The Naming of Hosts is a difficult matter,
+ It isn't just one of your holiday games;
+ You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
+ When I tell you, a host must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
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+ First of all, there's the name that the users use daily,
+ Such as venus, athena, and cisco, and ames,
+ Such as titan or sirius, hobbes or europa--
+ All of them sensible everyday names.
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+ There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
+ Some for the web pages, some for the flames:
+ Such as mercury, phoenix, orion, and charon--
+ But all of them sensible everyday names.
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+ But I tell you, a host needs a name that's particular,
+ A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
+ Else how can it keep its home page perpendicular,
+ And spread out its data, send pages world wide?
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+RFC 2100 The Naming of Hosts 1 April 1997
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+ Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
+ Like lothlorien, pothole, or kobyashi-maru,
+ Such as pearly-gates.vatican, or else diplomatic-
+ Names that never belong to more than one host.
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+ But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
+ And that is the name that you never will guess;
+ The name that no human research can discover--
+ But THE NAMESERVER KNOWS, and will us'ually confess.
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+ When you notice a client in rapt meditation,
+ The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
+ The code is engaged in a deep consultation
+ On the address, the address, the address of its name:
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+ It's ineffable,
+ effable,
+ Effanineffable,
+ Deep and inscrutable,
+ singular
+ Name.
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+Credits
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+ Thanks to Don Libes, Mark Lottor, and a host of twisted
+ individuals^W^Wcreative sysadmins for providing source material for
+ this memo, to Andrew Lloyd-Webber, Cameron Mackintosh, and a cast of
+ thousands (particularly including Terrance Mann) who drew my
+ attention to the necessity, and of course, to Thomas Stearns Eliot,
+ for making this all necessary.
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+References
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+ [1] Libes, D., "Choosing a Name for Your Computer", Communications
+ of the ACM, Vol. 32, No. 11, Pg. 1289, November 1989.
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+ [2] Lottor, M. et al., "Domain Name Survey, Jan 1997",
+ namedroppers@internic.net
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+ [3] Wong, M. et. al., "Cool Hostnames",
+ http://www.seas.upenn.edu/~mengwong/coolhosts.html
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+ [4] Stearns, TS, _Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats_.
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+Security Considerations
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+ Security issues are not discussed in this memo.
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+ Particularly the cardiac security of certain famous poets.
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+Author's Address
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+ Jay R. Ashworth
+ Ashworth & Associates
+ Advanced Technology Consulting
+ St. Petersburg FL 33709-4819
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+ Phone: +1 813 790 7592
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+ EMail: jra@scfn.thpl.lib.fl.us
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