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diff --git a/doc/rfc/rfc2100.txt b/doc/rfc/rfc2100.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7b3eaf9 --- /dev/null +++ b/doc/rfc/rfc2100.txt @@ -0,0 +1,171 @@ + + + + + + +Network Working Group J. Ashworth +Request for Comments: 2100 Ashworth & Associates +Category: Informational 1 April 1997 + + + The Naming of Hosts + +Status of this Memo + + This memo provides information for the Internet community. This memo + does not specify an Internet standard of any kind. Distribution of + this memo is unlimited. + +Introduction + + This RFC is a commentary on the difficulty of deciding upon an + acceptably distinctive hostname for one's computer, a problem which + grows in direct proportion to the logarithmically increasing size of + the Internet. + + Distribution of this memo is unlimited. + + Except to TS Eliot. + + And, for that matter, to David Addison, who hates iambic pentameter. + +Poetry + + The Naming of Hosts is a difficult matter, + It isn't just one of your holiday games; + You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter + When I tell you, a host must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES. + + First of all, there's the name that the users use daily, + Such as venus, athena, and cisco, and ames, + Such as titan or sirius, hobbes or europa-- + All of them sensible everyday names. + + There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter, + Some for the web pages, some for the flames: + Such as mercury, phoenix, orion, and charon-- + But all of them sensible everyday names. + + But I tell you, a host needs a name that's particular, + A name that's peculiar, and more dignified, + Else how can it keep its home page perpendicular, + And spread out its data, send pages world wide? + + + + +Ashworth Informational [Page 1] + +RFC 2100 The Naming of Hosts 1 April 1997 + + + Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum, + Like lothlorien, pothole, or kobyashi-maru, + Such as pearly-gates.vatican, or else diplomatic- + Names that never belong to more than one host. + + But above and beyond there's still one name left over, + And that is the name that you never will guess; + The name that no human research can discover-- + But THE NAMESERVER KNOWS, and will us'ually confess. + + When you notice a client in rapt meditation, + The reason, I tell you, is always the same: + The code is engaged in a deep consultation + On the address, the address, the address of its name: + + It's ineffable, + effable, + Effanineffable, + Deep and inscrutable, + singular + Name. + +Credits + + Thanks to Don Libes, Mark Lottor, and a host of twisted + individuals^W^Wcreative sysadmins for providing source material for + this memo, to Andrew Lloyd-Webber, Cameron Mackintosh, and a cast of + thousands (particularly including Terrance Mann) who drew my + attention to the necessity, and of course, to Thomas Stearns Eliot, + for making this all necessary. + +References + + [1] Libes, D., "Choosing a Name for Your Computer", Communications + of the ACM, Vol. 32, No. 11, Pg. 1289, November 1989. + + [2] Lottor, M. et al., "Domain Name Survey, Jan 1997", + namedroppers@internic.net + + [3] Wong, M. et. al., "Cool Hostnames", + http://www.seas.upenn.edu/~mengwong/coolhosts.html + + [4] Stearns, TS, _Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats_. + + + + + + + + +Ashworth Informational [Page 2] + +RFC 2100 The Naming of Hosts 1 April 1997 + + +Security Considerations + + Security issues are not discussed in this memo. + + Particularly the cardiac security of certain famous poets. + +Author's Address + + Jay R. Ashworth + Ashworth & Associates + Advanced Technology Consulting + St. Petersburg FL 33709-4819 + + Phone: +1 813 790 7592 + + EMail: jra@scfn.thpl.lib.fl.us + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +Ashworth Informational [Page 3] + |