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+Network Working Group V. Cerf
+Request for Comments: 968 MCI
+ December 1985
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+ 'Twas the Night Before Start-up'
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+STATUS OF THIS MEMO
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+ This memo discusses problems that arise and debugging techniques used
+ in bringing a new network into operation. Distribution of this memo
+ is unlimited.
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+DISCUSSION
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+ Twas the night before start-up and all through the net,
+ not a packet was moving; no bit nor octet.
+ The engineers rattled their cards in despair,
+ hoping a bad chip would blow with a flare.
+ The salesmen were nestled all snug in their beds,
+ while visions of data nets danced in their heads.
+ And I with my datascope tracings and dumps
+ prepared for some pretty bad bruises and lumps.
+ When out in the hall there arose such a clatter,
+ I sprang from my desk to see what was the matter.
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+ There stood at the threshold with PC in tow,
+ An ARPANET hacker, all ready to go.
+ I could see from the creases that covered his brow,
+ he'd conquer the crisis confronting him now.
+ More rapid than eagles, he checked each alarm
+ and scrutinized each for its potential harm.
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+ On LAPB, on OSI, X.25!
+ TCP, SNA, V.35!
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+ His eyes were afire with the strength of his gaze;
+ no bug could hide long; not for hours or days.
+ A wink of his eye and a twitch of his head,
+ soon gave me to know I had little to dread.
+ He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
+ fixing a net that had gone plumb berserk;
+ And laying a finger on one suspect line,
+ he entered a patch and the net came up fine!
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+ The packets flowed neatly and protocols matched;
+ the hosts interfaced and shift-registers latched.
+ He tested the system from Gateway to PAD;
+ not one bit was dropped; no checksum was bad.
+ At last he was finished and wearily sighed
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+Twas the Night Before Start-up
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+ and turned to explain why the system had died.
+ I twisted my fingers and counted to ten;
+ an off-by-one index had done it again...
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+ Vint Cerf
+ December 1985
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