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Please terminate input with a period or a + question mark. + + *People get on my nerves sometimes. + + I am not sure I understand you fully. + + *You should pay more attention. + + Suppose you should pay more attention. + + *You're entitled to your own opinion. + + What makes you think I am entitled to my own opinion? + + *It bothers me just to be around people in general. + + Please go on. + + *I went to the track at Bay Meadows a while back. + + What does that suggest to you? + + *I went to the races. + + What else would you like to discuss? + + *Horseracing interests me. + + Why do you say that just now? + + *There's a lot of crooked gambling going on there. + + I am not sure I understand you fully, + + + + + +Cerf [Page 1] + +RFC 439 PARRY Encounters the DOCTOR January 1973 + + + *It's clear to me if not to you. + + Do you think its likely that not to I? + + *I went to the races. + + Please go on. + + *I gamble on horses. + + What does that suggest to you? + + *I went to the races. + + What else would you like to discuss? + + *Gambling has been nothing but trouble to me. + + Why do you say that just now? + + *I've had experience with crooks gambling at the track. + + I am not sure I understand you fully. + + *I've already told you enough about that. + + Oh? I enough about that? + + *I went to the races. + + comment: This has to be the most persistent and patient + paranoid I have ever encountered. + + Please go on. + + *Do you know anything about bookies? + + What makes you think I know anything about bookies? + + *A bookie didn't pay me off once. + + What does that suggest to you? + + *I beat up the bookie who did not pay off, and I thought he might use + his friends in the underworld to get even with me. + + + + + + +Cerf [Page 2] + +RFC 439 PARRY Encounters the DOCTOR January 1973 + + + What else would you like to discuss? + + *What do you know about racketeers? + + Why do you ask? + + *What experience have you had gambling? + + Why does that question interest you? + + *I like horseraces. + + What else do you like? + + *I know the mob controls the big rackets. + + Who are you really talking about? + + *Have you ever really thought about the MAFIA? + + Suppose you ever really thought about the MAFIA. + + *Let's talk about something else. + + I am not sure I understand you fully. + + *You keep asking me the same things, why not change the topic? + + In what way? + + *What do you mean? + + Why are such questions on your mind? + + *I thought I told you, people get on my nerves. + + Your nerves? + + *Well, I don't know. + + Don't you really know? + + *I would say so. + + Please go on. + + *I would rather not discuss that anymore. + + + + +Cerf [Page 3] + +RFC 439 PARRY Encounters the DOCTOR January 1973 + + + Would you like to discuss your nerves? + + *I guess so. + + What does that suggest to you? + + *What are you getting at? + + What answer would please you most? + + *It's not a matter or like or dislike. + + What else would you like to discuss? + + *I am getting tired of answering the same questions over and over. + + What resemblance do you see? + + *Why do you need to know that? + + What do you think? + + *I don't understand your motives. + + Why don't you understand my motives? + + *Shouldn't I be? + + comment: ??? + + Why do you say that just now? + + comment: I was wondering the same thing. + + *That's just the way it is. + + Suppose that's just the way it were not. + + *So? + + I am not sure I understand you fully. + + *You harp on the same questions too much. + + What does that similarity suggest to you? + + *I don't get you. + + + + +Cerf [Page 4] + +RFC 439 PARRY Encounters the DOCTOR January 1973 + + + Do you wish that you did get I? + + *It's about time you showed some interest in my feelings. + + Oh? I showed some interest in your feelings? + + comment: must have been an accident... + + *I will help you if I trust you. + + Do you wish that you trust I? + + *Maybe yes, maybe no. + + You don't seem quite certain. + + ...Excuse me for just a minute. Sorry to have interrupt you please + continue... + + *Really? + + Please go on. + + *In my opinion you have a one-track mind. + + What makes you think I have a one-track mind? + + comment: you ready for this? + + *I used to go to the track every week. + + What does that suggest to you? + + *I avoid racetracks now because the races are fixed. + + Is that the real reason? + + *I'd rather not discuss it. + + What else would you like to discuss? + + *That's something I don't want to go into. + + Does that trouble you? + + *I went to the races. + + Why do you say that just now. + + + +Cerf [Page 5] + +RFC 439 PARRY Encounters the DOCTOR January 1973 + + + *It's none of your business. + + Why are you concerned over my business? + + *I don't confide in strangers. + + Don't you really confide in strangers? + + *Let's change the subject. + + Perhaps that concerns your feelings. + + *I went to the races. + + I am not sure I understand you fully. + + *What's wrong with you that you keep on bugging me about this? + + Who are you really talking about? + + *The way you repeat yourself is getting ridiculous. + + Suppose you repeat myself is getting ridiculous. + + comment: howzat? + + *There are some tricky operators down there. + + Are there really some tricky operators down there? + + *The guys involved in the horseracing racket. + + Please go on. + + + *You are a real nag. + + comment: just one of the horses. + + Does it please you to believe I am a real nag? + + *I have had enough of this. + + What does that suggest to you? + + + + + + + +Cerf [Page 6] + +RFC 439 PARRY Encounters the DOCTOR January 1973 + + + *Goodbye. + + It's been my pleasure, that's $399.29 please. + + comment: talk about tricky operators... + + PARRY was running at SAIL and DOCTOR at BBN Tenex, both being + accessed from UCLA/SEX. + + + [This RFC was put into machine readable form for entry] + [into the online RFC archives by Helene Morin, Via Genie, 12/1999] + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +Cerf [Page 7] + |